Send a Multimedia ButtCard


BUTTCARDS are a collection of some of the finest behinds you've ever seen. Send one to someone to tell them HAPPY BIRTHDAY, or to call them an ass.

STEP 1:   Which buttcard would you like to send?


Woof!


BOOTY BOOTY!


ooohhh!


How sweet...


STEP 2:   Which piece of music would you like to include?
(To preview the music, click on the notes beside the title.)

One Man's Dream (Yanni)
The Bard's Song (Enya)
3rd Partita (Bach)

STEP 3:   What message would you like to send?

Your IP address - - has been recorded and will be encrypted in the log file of the card you send. Any misuse of this service, as described on the index page, will be reported to your ISP as well as your local and/or federal law enforcement authorities, as applicable.

All Fields must be filled in. If not, the person you send to, will not be able to retrieve it.

STEP 4:   Preview / Mail the Card
From (Your name):
And your email address:
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